2019 Players – FATCAT.GOLF

The Rabbi

07/04/2019

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Style model in the golfing section of The Jewish Accounting Herald. Often seen around the caddy shack looking for hand-me-downs. Often seen at a poker table hoping for miracles. FATCAT founder member.

Magic Mike

07/04/2019

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An example of the cosmic sense of humour; he was given the desire to be a Chippendale without any of the attributes. Keep an eye on the closet door…

Oz

07/04/2019

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Not the original XXXL, but looking to move straight up to 5XL for next year’s tour. Stalinesque fines official.

Rocky

07/04/2019

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A.K.A. Rocky Dildoa. Not someone to have as a cellmate if it’s your first time in prison.Sponsored by Heineken.

Full Titanium Tilt

07/04/2019

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Now sporting a fully bionic knee that hasn’t helped his golf swing at all, but now the pain has gone. Unfortunately, not for the people watching.

Canthitabal

07/04/2019

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Often found biting and scratching to get out from the bottom of the FATCAT points table, James “Canthitabal” Bond doesn’t often give a 007 in Casino Royale performance at NTAF Poker either. FATCAT founder member.

Wiiings

07/04/2019

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No one’s entirely sure what he does, but it involves lots of trips Wimbledon and to Scotland to play on famous golf courses. And it has something to do with Eskom… Just saying.

Kojak

07/04/2019

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May have won a few golf tours in the pre-FATCAT era, but no one can really remember. Sadly this Italian stallion of yore is only good for the glue factory now. FATCAT founder member.