Wins astronomical amounts when playing golf, loses astronomical amounts when playing poker. Tight as a touniquet. Has a bag full of rescue clubs. Bums cigarettes – money not an issue, it’s the principle.- As much chances of winning tour as: Much better than Holland has of actually winning the Soccer World Cup, he won!
- Favorite expression: I think it’s your round, I bought one in August (year before last). Photo above is his facial expression when being asked to pay in August (year before last)
- Worst Nightmares: Losing to Hector at poker by 8:30 / Dutch Mrs looks in his direction just after he’s taken a long pull of his cigarette and he can’t exhale because she’ll see the smoke.
