- Another tour first timer, and if his history is true to form, only timer; it was “suggested” to him that he might be happier at another golf school, by someone at a school that embraces hooligans, thugs and cheats! Come to think of it, we need to make a few “suggestions” of our own… Redeeming qualities are that he plays with Ping clubs and has the fastest golf cart this side of the Jukskei.
- Competitors should look out for: He likes giving advice of the obvious kind, e.g. “you shouldn’t have hit your first one out of bounds”… deep breathing and visualisation of your quiet place helps… Aummmmm…
- AKA Johann Retief 2013 Finish: N/A
- Alter Ego: Larry Hagman