- Construction industry thug & racketeer, tried his hand at other illicit enterprises too but found that he his market wasn’t sophisticated enough for his brand of crime. Gets his adrenaline rush from high speed bike runs through Ethiopia, Somalia and Mauritania & other countries where Oz sells arms. Transporting cocaine increases the thrill.
- Competitors should look out: To see if he’s on the ‘plane, or bus. He’s used excuses of pleurisy, bubonic plague, chronic wanker’s elbow and all sorts of reasons to escape the humiliation of being dominated on the golf course by yobs from a non-Royal designated course.
- AKA Neil Cloete 2013 Finish: Never Quite Made It
- Alter Ego: Tony Soprano
Not the best time to get a penalty score; just before tour and when handicaps are being recalculated so that it results in your handicap being cut!
It will make my victory all the more satisfactory! I strongly suspect that my handicap will be adjusted by two shots (Upwards) after day 1 anyway! 🙂