- Once a poster boy for Jewish angst along with his role model, Woody Allen, but he stopped short of marrying his step-daughter, unlike Woody. One suspects that he has lost a little of his belief in pious men, but has acquired a bucket list instead. Mazel tov!
- Competitors should look out for: Him negotiating with the caddy to acquire his golf shoes… for free if possible, which he will then fly home in, in the same clothes.
- AKA Jerrold Bernstein 2013 Finish: N/A
- Alter Ego: Woody Allen