- Just as suave as Mr Bean’s Bond and good looking as Ralph Fiennes’ Voldemort, this irritating little bugger spends more time online than Mark Zuckerberg, pity that he’s a past champion and we have to keep inviting him back…
- Competitors should look out for: His withering look, normally justifiably given to rude and inconsiderate playing companions who tell jokes and chatter on continuously about President Obama while he is trying to play.
- AKA Jim Smurthwaite 2013 Finish: 5th
- Alter Ego: Johnny English