- Completely impossible to understand him unless you’re a Scot, e.g. “Whit’s fur ye’ll no go by ye!” After he’s loaded on Glenmorangie however, it’s impossible to understand him unless you’re a Scot and speak Swahili. He’s also terrifying to pretty young blondes.
- Competitors should look out for: Outburst of emotion and proclamations of love after buying rounds of expensive scotch; evaporates instantly when presented with the bill.
- AKA Alasdair Condie 2013 Finish: Tour Champion
- Alter Ego: William Wallace (Braveheart)