- So laid back that he slipped through his own bum (the Greeks were sorry that they missed the tour) but very “proper” (the Greeks weren’t so sorry anymore…) Believed that he was a very “popular” person; misheard & didn’t realise he was being compared to a deciduous tree… face resembles an overripe peach, contact with a golf ball sounds as if he’s hit an overripe peach…
- Competitors should look out for: Overripe peach splatter!
- AKA Mark Wells
- 2013 Finish: He was an 11th hour replacement for Julius Malema, does anyone think we would voluntarily have him for a second time? (mind you… so were Frikkie & Jim…)
- Alter Ego: The vacuous pregnant chick in “Fargo” with the funny accent