- The original bionic man. Requires a jump start in the morning and gentle warm up to reach operating temperature. Friends are all stupid and don’t know nothing.
- As much chance of winning the tour as: Staying out of hospital after arm-wrestling Groucho
- Favorite expression: My friend, please dial 911…
- Worst Nightmare: Greece knocks out Italy in the World Cup qualifiers
Admits that he has done every physio & chiropractor in the Southern Hemisphere. Will be staring in the remake of the English Patient, The Brokeback Mountain Italian Stallion.