Groucho (15 as per Ed Holding)



  • Known affectionately in cake decorating class as Chunky. His GPS business recently took a wrong turn. Now imports spinal implants from China. Has a black box installed on his cart to record all rules violations.
  • As much chance of winning the tour as: last year.
  • Favorite Expression: I use my cigar as an idiot repellant
  • Worst Nightmare: Cigar Afficianado has a gay escorts section