- Previously Worked in Corporate; now prefers Sumo, Japanese whisky, saki & sucky. Once auditioned for Prince’s hit song Raspberry Beret, shaved his legs for the part. Didn’t get it because stockings were laddered.
- As much chance of winning tour as: Being made Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan
- Favorite Expression: Still me?
- Worst Nightmare: Having to explain to partners at PWC why “Just Kak” is tattooed to his skull
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