- “Look Mom, my boobies are blue!”
- Previous tour champ. One of the world’s 10 most wanted email spammers, has a penchant for largely irrelevant factoids (he once dated a Factoid too)
- As much chance of winning tour as: He did before, if he can recreate his previous intensity, but he really,really shouldn’t try to recreate his previous intensity
- Favorite expression: Peter Papas, will you please stand still!!
- Worst Nightmare: Playing in a fourball with Spud and Cabronski who dance the Samba on the greens and Hollywood provides him with tuition on his backswing