Spud (27)


...after 2 slaps...

 

  • Mrs Spud’s bitch & shop assistant. Better known in the jewelry industry as Frankie (fcuk knows why…) Shows up to business meetings in baggies, flip-flops and testicular implants on his head. Nose points upwards when aroused.
  • As much chance off winning the tour as: (Pick A, B or C) A) Dodging a slap in a bar, B) Groucho writing him (or anyone) a flattering CV, C) a Greek being made president of the EU
  • Favorite Expression: Amuse me
  • Worst Nightmare: Being tied up in an Italian barber shop