- Posed nude for Playboy magazine. Hugh Hefner made medical history at the same time by having the largest fatal stroke known to humankind, which left the right side of his mansion paralysed. Affected playmates were relocated to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum.
- Profession unknown. Should be a teaching golf pro with all the advice he dispenses. Swing used a comedy act in a circus.
- Same chances of winning tour as: Any of his advice actually helps anybody’s game
- Favorite Expression: Can we press?
- Worst Nightmare: Discovers the next morning that the Zambezi Blonde has a penis.